School?

As August draws near, we begin to hear more discussions in our house about school. While the Dogs on Propps are fond of education, we believe that this 'school' thing should be outlawed. We believe that when the upright walkers are talking about school, this refers to the place they go for very long periods of time (it could be days as far as we know). When they leave, they put Holly and Madden (and sometimes Ella) in the crates in our garage, where they are forced to sleep on blankets and chew bones filled with peanut butter all day, rather than being allowed to play outside and run about the house. All we can figure is that the people are at this school place, and that means our fun is over until...the weekend. On top of that, the oldest boy is talking about going to UNM, which sounds really far, and we are concerned about how often we will see him. (especially Ella)

Ultimately, the Dogs on Propps officially vote 'no' on returning to school.